Celebrities My Wife Loves

These are the celebrities my wife just can't get enough of. When they're on the television, the TV stays there. When they're on the magazine cover, we buy the magazine. These are her favorites. Here's why.



Saturday, July 11

Shakira

I don't know what I did to deserve this, but my wife absolutely adores Shakira. When Shakira is shaking her hips on the television, my wife is dancing along with her. Poor, poor me. I have to watch both of them dance. Life is hard.

I think my wife just equates Shakira with the freedom to dance for the world like she just doesn't care. Whatever it is, I'm more than content with watching her dance on my television. Plus, that Hips Don't Lie is a catchy tune!

Sunday, July 5

Reese Witherspoon

There's no question in my mind that my wife likes Reese because she is the essence of wholesome goodness. Not only does she play sweet moral characters (see Cruel Intentions) but she sure seems like she's just as sweet and moral in real life. Her long marriage to Ryan Fillippe backed that wholesome image as it seemed like every other Hollywood marriage was falling apart. Then when their marriage did end, it was Ryan who was clearly blamed by the media while Reese maintained her squeaky clean image. I have to admit, I can't help but like her too.

Wednesday, July 1

Jennifer Aniston

Well, given the list of celebrities my wife hates, it's no shock that she loves Jennifer Aniston. Aniston may have the best publicist in the business. She comes across as the girl next door (no comment on the girl next door getting plastic surgery once in a while) while Brad and Angelina come across like pure evil. Does Jennifer ever play a role that isn't just like Rachel from Friends? Seriously, she's always the drop dead gorgeous, lovable girl next door who can't quite seem to figure out what her priorities are in this world. Maybe it's typecasting. Maybe it's just who she is. Either way, my wife loves her.

Tuesday, March 31

Channing Tatum

This one I'm a little scared about. If you don't know who Channing Tatum is, you probably aren't sure what I'm talking about. Well, after watching Step Up one night, my wife proceeded to sit down on the computer and just blindly Googled Mr. Tatum for an hour or so. There are a lot of choice pictures from his modeling career out there. I don't think she can even say his name without the word "hot" in the same sentence. Personally, I wish he had stayed in the modeling world. My wife doesn't shop at Abercrombie & Fitch - she'd have never known who he was.